himelistic:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(vía youngvlcanoes)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Fuente: retiredjesus, vía laughing-llama)

godpenis:

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Fuente: fruitcrocs, vía youngvlcanoes)